Tomorrow, I'm firing my maid! That's right, she is history! It might sound cruel, especially with the current economy; however, she has slacked off tremendously ever since I've been pregnant! I mean, what's up with that?! Doesn't she realize that I need her more now than ever before?! The dust mites are taking up residency, the laundry is piling up, the vacuum goes days unemployed, and the bathrooms could use some cleaning! Gosh! What does it take to find some decent help these days?!
(p.s. I don't have, nor have I ever had a "maid". But, if I did, she or he would be fired based on the appearance of my house tonight!)